Not to brag, but I think it's only fair that I call attention to the fact that C hasn’t vomited since 9 yesterday evening. This is after a string of upchucking episodes of, I’d say, an average of 15 a day. A triumph, nay a miracle, some might say, but I wouldn’t dare go that far. No, I think it’s more a reflection of the wonderful magic that is Jill (third person for dramatic effect). Diane likes to think she’s the world’s sunshine, but I beg to differ, and now I have clear evidence to the contrary. It is I, I the bearer of all things good and special (I’m the Mary…). I could, of course, give Craig some credit, but I won’t. Until pumpkin gets on the ticky tack and starts typing his damn self, he gets no say in the matter. And if he tanks, well, that’s just the Evil we’re facing rearing its ugly head. Not my problem. Now, I must get back to my super wonderful caretaking; people who’ve reached this level mustn’t rest, not for a second. (He’s now taking a shower…watch him step out and vomit. I’d laugh, but of course not at him.) – J
AND he's eating sorbet! Face, D-spot, face!
ReplyDeleteHmmph is all I have to say! Magic my patoot! I think this is the evidence we've needed to prove you've been poisoning him all along with your "magic." Have you noticed that the vomitting increases when the sunshine leaves?? Hmmmm? If he vomits after the sorbet.........
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Ladies, Ladies, Laaaadies. Enjoy your short time in the spotlight, my dear dear understudies. In two (or three) days time, the miracle-maker herself will have finally arrived. I and I alone brought Mr. Samcat back from apparent renal failure to a point where his kidney values are normal and he's no longer anemic (as of today's bloodwork). It's clearly a result of remarkable veterinary intuition and talent (I will put that on my resume under special skills). I'm sure with a bit of imagination and an itty bitty leap, it will aptly apply to Craig's healthcare needs. In fact, I'm sure Sam wouldn't mind if we borrowed his pill popper for Craig's meds. I will, of course, wipe it off. Fear not, I'm bringing all the necessary tools, so you two can step aside.
ReplyDeleteDude. That was almost a whole post about your cat. Laaaame.
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