Monday, March 24, 2008

Water, water everywhere...and not a drop to drink!

Craig’s been asking for ice chips and water to curb his thirst. He’s even stealing a few sips, though we know it will make him vomit. He’s using pink sponges to swab his throat, and like a Lawler, he’s cheating. He’s learned from the best. Yes, grand master of the water cheating is none other than the Mar-Mar. Sucking water off sponges and conning the helpless nurses to give her water with the meds was her forte. She even drank toothpaste water! I suppose it’s only natural for the son to follow.

A quote from Craig: ‘having to obtain water through ice-chips literally sucks’

Another quote: Events of the day: 1) puke; 2) puke; 3) sleep; 4) puke; 5) drugs; 6) sleep (always follows drugs)… (I’m dictating as he mumbles.)

-- Jill

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